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>A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. > >"£ 85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply. > >" £ 85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?" > >"That's the normal charge," said the dentist. > >"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" > >"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." > >"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still >without an anesthetic?" > >"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But >the price could drop to £ 40." > >"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, have yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?" > >"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge >you £5. But it will be traumatic." > >"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.."Can >ye make an appointment for the wife next Tuesday?" ##################################################################################### This e-mail message has been scanned for Viruses and Content and cleared by MailMarshal ##################################################################################### DISCLAIMER: This electronic message together with any attachments is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, do not copy, disclose or use the contents in any way. Please also advise us by return e-mail that you have received the message and then please destroy. Independent Liquor is not responsible for any changes made to this message and / or any attachments after sending by Independent Liquor. We use virus scanning software but exclude all liability for viruses or anything similar in this email or any attachment. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.7/411 - Release Date: 7/08/2006 --------------------------------------------------------------- This e-mail is only intended to be read by the named recipient. It may contain information which is confidential, proprietary or subject to legal privilege. If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately and delete this e-mail. You may not use any information contained in it. Legal privilege is not waived because you have read this e-mail DISCLAIMER: This electronic message together with any attachments is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, do not copy, disclose or use the contents in any way. Please also advise us by return e-mail that you have received the message and then please destroy. Carter Holt Harvey is not responsible for any changes made to this message and / or any attachments after sending by Carter Holt Harvey. We use virus scanning software but exclude all liability for viruses or anything similar in this email or any attachment. -- Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.5/406 - Release Date: 2/08/2006